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Father makes a deal with son to take the blame every time dad lets one rip in front of mum.
A while back, young dad struck a deal with his 5-year-old son, Nate, to be the fall guy to protect dad from mum.
Dad has been known to drop nasty silent-but-deadly fart grenades especially in confined spaces like in a car or in a lift.
The excessive flatulence problem has caused a number of couple feuds and angry slap-on-the-shoulder hits from mum.
In order to protect dad from being blamed by mum, (and from being a human punching bag) dad explained to Nate that he would have to take one for the boys’ team and become the fart scapegoat.
In his defence, dad’s response was: “I know I won’t win father of the year. I wouldn’t do it if there was no other way.
When the kid owns up, his mum thinks it’s kind of adorable. But when I do, I’m called disgusting.”
When asked to comment about what mum makes of this situation, she said: “I’m sometimes relieved Nate takes the blame. Some of those farts have been me!”Please follow and like us: